March 2012
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Sometimes if feels like all my friends are getting thinner and I’m just getting bigger. 
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February 2012
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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Me on the last week of school
lmaogtfo: Need a laugh? Click here! Wait, don’t you mean everyday?
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Feb 28th
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cardcaptorsollux: how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Feb 28th
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WatchWatch
warm—euphoria: day488: hiddlebumz: theoriginalcemeterygirl: borgiabutts: himapapaftw: sassy-lesbian-terezi: felicianovargastheofficeslut: daisiespastapizza: blaggot: and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat (guys that’s not funny I do that everyday) this is me THERE ARE LITERAL FUCKING TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. literally me jesus BRB...
Feb 28th
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When my mum tries to discipline me in public:
whyamisorandom:
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Your dash lacks some birds with arms →
ilovethatchair: astrumindivum: the-absolute-funniest-posts: you’re welcome FUCK YES IT DOES.
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Feb 27th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: well shit
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dujardins: e-pic: plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs #except leonardo dicaprio
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best actress: gary oldman
best actor: gary oldman
best picture: gary oldman
best director: gary oldman
best makeup: gary oldman
best in the world: gary oldman
#best hide and seeker: benedict cumberbatch
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