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Listenthemusictakescontrol: Renegade - Styx
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December 2011
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“There’s a bottle of old Fuck Yourself in the cabinet”
– Jim Beaver
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OPEN LETTER TO THE SHERLOCK FANDOM
consultingdetective: It’s been an honour to wait with you.
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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A number I don't know is texting me the lyrics to...
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